the cold monster.

So,its freezing across johannesburg-so what!you may inquire,well i'll tell you.The most challenging thing about days like these is not just the discomfert of walking around feeling like your toes were severed off or checking if your ears are still there every ten minutes(although both are valid contenders),no!see the most difficult thing to overcome on days like these,is that evil whispering voice(yes evil,good things don't whisper they speak out loud!) in your head that just shouts"don't even think of leaping off this bed,capish".it doesn't stop there,it continues and gives you a hundred and one reasons why this would be the worst decision you have ever made, i tell you even adam and eve's mishap at the garden does not compare.things such as how you hate mr van bommel your stats lecturer, and how useless tutorials are anyway,and just as you thought you might just escape,the punch line strikes,"besides when last did you have that hot chocolate and those muffins you love so much and oh what do you know,palesa did bring that dvd of the hangover two yesterday) and right then and there,bang bang you've been shot down.at the realisation of your loss you concede"oh ok i guess i do deserve a day,just a day but tommorow its back to the grind).however you may try to rationalise the situation, its no use, the cold monster has got you once again.Nisalekahle.
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coalesce.

Ramblings of an outside,insider: can one really be able to be both nerdy and cool a...

Ramblings of an outside,insider: can one really be able to be both nerdy and cool a...: "I asked myself that question this morning while observing a group of guys who were a mixture of really nerdy looking guys and your typical j..."

can one really be able to be both nerdy and cool at the same time?

I asked myself that question this morning while observing a group of guys who were a mixture of really nerdy looking guys and your typical johnny bravo lookalikes.Then it suddenly hit me,is it possible to have both the nerd and the cool guy in one person?,Certainly not!! is what you are probably thinking to yourself.But why would'nt that be possible,i mean my theory is simple,study all night and read as many books as you can and then buy flashy clothes and be as vain as you can, whilst walking as if you've just had ankle surgery.how hard can that be.See,in order for one to be a nerd,one has to either be a bookworm or be interested in maths and so on,but in order to be "cool" one only has to look the part. So, is there still anyone out there who still thinks that this cannot be done,i think not(if there is, than you're probably one of those people who thought locking yourself in a library and solving for x allday long is cool),just joking,i see your point.I mean looks can be decieving,just because one wears specs and goes around campus carrying heavy books does not necessarily mean that one is a nerd.So in closing,i must say that it is easy for me to vent about this topic because i am neither a nerd or a cool dude and maybe it does bother me a bit that i am neither a genius nor am i cool but then again who cares(oh thats right, i do). So untill next time,nisalekahle.
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cavalier(adjective).

women's day thoughts.

Its Women's day!but you already new that.So i'll just say it,happy womens day to every women in South Africa and the world over.But something is really bothering me,i mean if women are really serious about this 50/50 thing,maybe they should'nt limit themselves to just the month of august. I mean there is nothing that spells self marginalisation than having a day instead of the entire year dedicated to your plight,but hey this is just a thought,my thought,hey what do you know this is my blog and that means i can write whatever i like(okay! maybe not whatever, but something like that) anyway i won't be long it is a holiday and that means i should stop typing right about now.Nisalekahle.  

holiday mode

Okay,it's probably a blue monday for almost everyone and for the rest,they're defenitely at home relaxing, and the last thing they would want to hear about is school stuff,so i am not going to mention any of that instead i am merely going to mention how glad i am to be a student.For real guys, it might not seem that apparent to some of you but the truth is working is way worse(well except when it comes to pay day).See the thing is,as a student one can get away with being broke almost all of the time and one gets to wake up at almost any time plus one can get away with having a dodgy fashion sense,furthermore,for guys you can get away with being stingy and for girls for a few years you can have an explanation for being a gold digger!. Okay enough with controversial stuff.I guess what i am trying to say that have a great long-weekend and don't forget your books!!.Nisalekahle. Oh and today there is no word booth for obvious reasons.

weekend special

Do women really hate each other that much?
I think the answer is a resounding,yess!! I mean why else would your so called BFF let you go out into the world wearing that hideous thing called a "weave"personally i think all it does is cause one to become the laughing stock of the entire campus.Yeah girl,see,the stares you get everyday are'nt  of admirers who think that you rock their world.No! instead they are of astonishment and in some cases disgust.This happens with make-up as well,I mean what would be the reason for telling your friend that they look good with their eyebrows shaved off and replaced with drawings that make one look like they're always surprised and red cheeks that make a decent  girl look like a cold war era vietnamese stripper.If that is'nt hate, than i obviously don't know what hate is.And then comes the fake eye-lashes that turn one into the bride of sharkie or even worse,the witch from  the series shaka zulu,HA HA HA!!!seriously though it was either that or  a loud cry.So there you have it girls(or boys,if yo'll are into that kinda stuff) the "loving freind"who lets out a flattering cry everytime you inquire"how do i look" may well just be out to get you afterall.Oh,and the reason this is only for the girls is simply because even though men are"dogs",they thankfully have'nt reached that stage of dogness.will hear from yo'll next week.Nisalekahle
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imbibe -(yes,it is the weekend).

choke on your breakfast.

yeah,yeah!,i know iam erratic,but hey whats wrong with talking to guys on a morning?.so its a thursday,and you know what that means,amabhiya !!.just joking guys, tests are beginning soon, in fact iam writing tommorow afternoon.So,what today really means,is its study time.I know iam a drag but hey someone has to do it right,and since non of you guys plan on doing it i figured i should assume the role of being the villian(voice of reason).Just think of it this way,if  you think varsity life is the bomb and you having the time of your life.Then its simple,you have do whatever you can to make sure that you remain here.The only known way you can do that is by studying,and yes, that means swapping your phuza thursdays to study thursdays.So there you go,i said it,if you still want to continue gawking at the hot chicks(i would'nt know about guys) here at school you gotta keep on studying!

setting the record straight.

okay,okay! So the postings are not going to be daily,but every other odd day,happy? wowzas!just saw this pretty young thing in the que to the E les computer labs.She's got red plaited hair and is dressed in pinkish clothing.Anyways.enough about all of that.Have you ever noticed how the girls and guys here at school are always in separate groups! everywhere you go,from the ss to the grounds and indeed the lecture halls, whats up with that?,man that sure is a sad sight to see.See the funniest thing is that both the boys and the girls probably want to jump each others bones right there and then,but both are scared of the reaction of the other.A while back i would have probably lambasted the guys for being 'izishimane' and having no back bone,but hey, we're equals,50/50 right?.So both of you'll  are cowards!.So what if the girl(no matter how cold hearted we are,but a guy would never do this) screams "leave me the hell alone", in front of everyone at the ss.At least you would have tried(even though you'd probably think more than twice about ever doing it  again),and you can rest easy, knowing that your'e not the first.Okay, school stuff now,from today iam intoducing a subsection to be known as, the word booth.Basically this will contain a word you have to look up in the dictionary and make an effort to know.
word booth
triangulate.  Thats right, now the next time we meet,you should know the word.So until next time.Nisalekahle.   

Ramblings of an outside,insider: setting the record straight.

Ramblings of an outside,insider: setting the record straight.: "okay,okay! So the postings are not going to be daily,but every other odd day,happy? wowzas!just saw this pretty young thing in the que to th..."