the south african spirit.(go bokke)

Many people,even south africans doubt that the boks will come back with the world cup.Their reasons vary from how old our squad is, to the injury scares we have had thus far.Although i do understand their concerns,here  is the reason why i think the boks will come back with the William web ellis trophy(if not, they will  die in the field like the true warriors they are),the boks are south africans!.Seriously, that is the only reason i see fit to provide,what i mean is that they have the south african spirit in them.This 'spirit' has been with us south africans from the very begin of this wonderful nation.when the dutch came, they soon realised that cajouling the khoisan would not help they're cause,so they used force(whether or not you are for or against this, is not the issue).Furthermore,when Dingiswayo-paramount chief of the once mighty Mthethwa clan wanted to unite the tribes in and around the north-easern interior through negotiating,he failed.But when shaka used force(again,whether or not you agree on his tactics, is besides the matter) he succeeded.What i am trying to say is that instead of knocking and pleading to be let in,the boks will rather break down the door and let themselves in!,and this is entirely fitting for the world champions,thats right,world champions! and if some of us(south africans) have somehow forgotten this,we will be reminded  soon rather than later.Nisalekahle.
Wordbooth 
jingoism (and i certainly don't suffer from this).

The "theory" of female appreciation.

Hi world,its been a while.But during that while something has been irking me quite a lot.See the other day my house-mates and i where arguing(debating or whatever you want to call it ),the point is i was actually telling them about the main reason why we guys,men or maybe boys, are here(not here at school papnut,here in this world) see, how i see it, is that the main reason you and wake up or even bother to come to school or maybe even groom ourselves is simply because we want women to give us the okay stamp.Don't get me wrong, i do not mean this in a bad or negative way but come on really lets be truthful.Would have bothered coming to school and studying if it was'nt for this reason,first of all what would you be studying for, (money!!),i bet is the first word that came to your mind,but here is the next problem,money to do what? ok, sure,money to buy swanky cars and posh houses,and then what? i mean what good is all of that if there are'nt any women to drool over you (or scream,ooh!! loya buti uyarokha mngani).Picture this,you are in your palacial mansion in sandton,got a lambo parked in the frontyard,and then what? i'll tell you what,something is missing.But what can this thing be? its simple  there are'nt any people with high pichted voices,big dreamy eyes and tight clothing( and i am not talking about micheal jackson) to cheer you on and make feel like you are da man!! so in the end,my two housemates still don't agree with me,and maybe you don't agree too(but give it time,i am sure you'll come around).so,before i go,let me leave you with this, if you still believe  that we don't thrive on female attention,then answer this question,why do you even bother shaving,buying nice clothes or buying deoderants in order to smell good,i mean who are you trying to look good for? see the thing is if its not for female attention.(then its for the other genders attention,and you know what that means? yep you are batting for the wrong team!! lol).Nisalekahle.
wordbooth 
tome. (hint,you carry one of these around campus)